It doesn’t look like much – and it’s not – but Steve might be on to something here. Napa is world famous wine country, which makes for a seriously expensive vacation. But renting a barebones backyard without grass, bedding, or a shower for $80 nightly? Why not? The sandbox comes with a charred-up grill, free parking, and breakfast for an additional $15 a meal. Despite the outdoors, pets and smoking are not permitted, but you do get to sleep next to rusty barbells, picnic booths, and plastic chairs.

The backyard accommodates up to six, but provide your own tent(s) or Steve will charge you more money to loan you his. Cancel within any time range of the booking date to check-in date and Steve will take a 10 percent cut. Really Steve? You, sir, need to get a Verified ID badge, stat.