Those looking for bizarre options closer to home should check out Craig’s Execution Rocks Lighthouse in Port Washington, New York – just a few miles east of the Big Apple. Craig claims the lighthouse may already be permanently booked by a ghost, but while folks claim to have experienced the haunting, Craig hasn’t “seen” the ghost himself. For $350 per night, guests will have to service their own porta-potties, bring their own food, and figure their own way to and from the island. Craig also notes that there are no fire stations on the island, so don’t smoke up.

If you’re in love with this place, you can move in for the reasonable price of $10,000 a month. Just look at that magnificent entryway. Sold.