The strangest part about this listing isn’t the idea of paying half a grand to rent an airplane; it’s that the place was listed by someone named “Aircraft.” Airbnb needs to get on this thing’s Verified ID, pronto.

Beyond potentially dealing with an airplane-shaped person, this renovated 1960s airplane looks pretty awesome. It boasts a luxury suite that comes with serious amenities: Infrared sauna, jacuzzi tub, Wi-Fi, air conditioning, minibar, three flat screen televisions, a kitchenette – this flight has everything … except for, you know, flight. Note that the floor plan is open and the tub is right in the middle of it, so book this trip with someone you’re comfortable with. The cockpit has been left untouched, so if you don’t like the Netherlands, you can sit in the pilot seat and pretend to fly home.